Kisi segja YAAAAAARG!!!

það var svona Halló-vín um daginn. Ég var í kattarbúningi sem hún móðir mín hafði saumað, ég skemmti mér þetta líka fjandi vel, enda loðinn og þokkafullur með afbrigðum.

Ég bið nærstadda afsökunar á öllum þeim skandölum sem ég gæti hafa valdið, þeir sem voru hvergi nærri geta hinsvegar farið í rashghatt (sem er Indverskt gufubað...)

Magnað samt, hversu mikil fífl eru Íslendingar þegar þeir eru fullir? Ég geri mér fulla grein fyrir því að ég er ekki barnanna bestur, en andskotinn hafi það... MAÐUR Á EKKI AÐ TOGA Í EYRU EÐA SKOTT ÞÓ AÐ ÞAÐ SÉ ROSALEGA FYNDIÐ (fyrir ykkur), HEIMSKU AFDALA SMÁBÖRNIN YKKAR!!
Ég ætla ekki að biðja manninn sem ég henti niður Bankastrætið afsökunar af þeim sökum.

Þessi vika er búin að vera tussuleg(vagina-uterus), ég er búnað aðhafast lítið.. gildir einu.

Ef einhver veit um myndir af þessu Halloween-djammi á DOOOM!-kikker (boomkikker fyrir ykkur sem eruð með dyslexísk húmorbein) ætla ég að biðja þann sama um að láta mig vita, því að ég væri alveg til í að eiga myndir af sæta-loðna-fulla-kisa... þar sem ég er jú afspyrnu myndarlegur og væri því gott efni í Americas next top-cat...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Einar Valur Bjarnason Maack
Birthday:	26 October 1981
Birthplace:	Grindavík, Iceland
Current Location:	Reykjavík, Iceland
Eye Color:	Hazel/Green
Hair Color:	Ginger
Height:	171
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Ambi
Your Heritage:	Celtic/Norse
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Circa Skating-gear
Your Weakness:	hedonism
Your Fears:	W
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperoni, Mushroom, Garlic, Onions, Cheese,
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	write 4 more good songs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	WTF?
Thoughts First Waking Up:	DAMNITT another day...
Your Best Physical Feature:	my... erh... nose...
Your Bedtime:	between 2330 and 0530...
Your Most Missed Memory:	cant remember..
Pepsi or Coke:	heroin
MacDonalds or Burger King:	kaffi vín
Single or Group Dates:	orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	hot tea please
Chocolate or Vanilla:	mocca-fudge
Cappuccino or Coffee:	latté
Do you Smoke:	yes
Do you Swear:	motherfucking hell yes I do you cunt!!!
Do you Sing:	depressingly, yes
Do you Shower Daily:	circa
Have you Been in Love:	yes, it sucks
Do you want to go to College:	nope
Do you want to get Married:	that is a scary question
Do you belive in yourself:	no, Im fictional.. well Im one of the most self assertive people I know
Do you get Motion Sickness:	nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	best thing since sliced wrists!
Are you a Health Freak:	yeah, Im freakishly healthy if you count how I treat my body
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	yes, several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	many many times
In the past month have you Smoked:	a lot of cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	for the majority of the evenings
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	... in my bed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	not at all since its for losers!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	never, dont do sugar, do weed!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	dont like fish, like pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage:	a couple of times
In the past month have you been Dumped:	not once
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nothing Ill mention
Ever been Drunk:	a lot of times
Ever been called a Tease:	a LOOOOT of times
Ever been Beaten up:	a couple of times, should have seen the other guy (I didnt, I ran away)
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	I dont care how, as long as Im not present
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	I dont want to grow up, Im a musician
What country would you most like to Visit:	...erh... all of them!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	green
Favourite Hair Color:	chesnut/brown
Short or Long Hair:	long.. but dont feel strongly
Height:	not much taller than I
Weight:	around my weight or lighter
Best Clothing Style:	... nudity?
Number of Drugs I have taken:	a loooooot
Number of CDs I own:	a whole lot, but Ive got more vinyl
Number of Piercings:	8
Number of Tattoos:	3 at the time
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	0
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